So last night I had the pleasure of being told to hit on countless random strangers by my hetrolife mates (which is fine they're allowed to do that). Which I did not. Do I not have the confidence to do such a thing (probably)? Could it be that most people wouldn't want to be hit on by a short bearded music snobbish jackass who lacks a proper set of social skills. Really I think I didn't do it because that's not me.
Maybe I should just man up and try and fit my gender stereotype (not that any of my male friends do). Being a testosterone filled buffoon sounds fun. I could start watching sports all the time, listen to whatever the fuck Clear Channel feeds me, and think that Megan Fox is "TOTALLY HAWT BRO". Then I'd probably have the strength to talk to someone I've never met and ask for their "digitz". But then again I'd probably be too brain dead to form the sentences to court another human being.
Or better yet people could just hit on me.
Lastly Pet Sounds is a pretty album, check it out if you haven't before:
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I'll admit, straight up hitting on people might not be the best course, but you can give a compliment or start idle conversation and introduce yourself, get to know someone, etc. And Pet Sounds still isn't that great so THERE.
ReplyDeleteeveryone knows its spelled "digitz"
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